In honor of the brave souls who have risked their sanity (and sometimes even their homes and bodies) in the name of do-it-yourself improvement, here are some real-life funny DIY disasters that remind us all why tools come with instructions and why home improvement professionals exist.
1. The Ceiling Fan Missile Mistake
A father, known in the family for his “I’ve got this” attitude, decided to replace an old ceiling fan in the living room. He watched half of a YouTube tutorial, then grabbed his toolbox from the garage. With some elbow grease and a heavy dose of illogical confidence, he installed the shiny new fan.
Everything looked great, so he flipped the switch. The fan spun for a glorious five seconds before detaching from the ceiling and flying across the room like a buzzsaw from an action movie. It came to rest by embedding itself in the wall.
What went wrong with the ceiling fan, you ask? He had screwed the fan directly into the ceiling drywall without anchoring it to a ceiling joist. The only thing holding it in place had been blind optimism and two screws designed for picture frames.
2. Has Anyone Seen Shrek Lately?
A loving and lovely husband wanted to surprise his wife while she was on a weekend trip, so he set out to repaint their bedroom a calming sage green. What could be more thoughtful and romantic than painting the bedroom, right? He ran to the hardware store and grabbed a discount can of green paint. Since time was of the essence, he didn’t want to waste any with ‘needless’ things like color samples … or painter’s tape and drop cloths.
What could possibly go wrong with skipping the planning and prep before painting? Well, as it turns out, two major things. First, without any paint prep, he got the green-hued paint on the ceiling, floor, outlets, light switch, and the terribly unimpressed family cat. Second, and somehow worse, the paint dried several shades darker than expected, so the bedroom gave off a decidedly more "military tank" than "peaceful forest” vibe.
When the man’s wife returned, she took one look at the room and interrogated him about the murder of Shrek in their bedroom. That sage green went from calming to calamity.
3. Bathroom Tsunami Was Not on Their Bingo Card
A couple decided to remodel their bathroom. The wife was on demolition duty, which meant taking a hammer and some hidden aggression to the old shower tiles. She was in full HGTV demo-day mode when suddenly, a geyser of water exploded from the wall.
What was behind the bathroom tiles? As bad luck would have it, the copper pipe that fed the shower was just behind the tile she obliterated. Water blasted the room like a firehose while the wife screamed for her husband, who was sprinting around the house looking for the main shutoff valve – something they had never needed to find before that fateful day.
Unsurprisingly, a plumber was called, and we’re sure the words “please hurry”, “flood”, and “holy $#!*” were part of the conversation while trying to explain the situation at hand. The longest twenty minutes in history and one copper pipe tsunami later, the plumber made $600. The memory? Priceless (unlike the plumber). The wall? Probably still under repair. The lesson for us all? If you don’t know where the main water shutoff valve is, go find it right now. We’ll wait.
4. TAVALANCHE!!! Can Tiles Just Slide Down The Wall?
Inspired by the beautiful examples on Instagram, a homeowner bought trendy hexagonal tiles to create a backsplash in her kitchen. Armed with pre-mixed adhesive, a trowel, and zero prior experience or knowledge of tile work, she went to work.
The project seemed to go fine, so the woman retired for the night pleased with herself and loving her newfound confidence in home improvement; then, the next morning dawned. Overnight, gravity had won the fight that the homeowner didn’t even realize she was fighting. There were no tile spacers used and the adhesive was not allowed to set properly, so all the tiles had slid down the wall and collapsed in a heap on the countertop.
Her partner dubbed the incident a tile avalanche.
Home improvement DIY projects can be a blast, but sometimes they are a total disaster. Most of us have likely been halfway into a project with a growing suspicion that we should’ve just called someone professional. We’d like to leave you with a few quick takeaways:
- If it involves plumbing or electrical, consider phoning a pro.
- Buy the painter’s tape and use it - just do it. And while you’re at the store buying the tape, pick up some paint samples. There are maybe 2 scenarios in existence that warrant an emergency painting of walls.
- Don’t paint the cat.
- The right tools matter more than you'd think, and a pro with the right experience brings the right tools.
- Know where your main water shutoff valve is BEFORE you start demo day. When we come to help you with your home improvement project, we’ll find it and show you where it is.
We hope you enjoyed reading about these DIY disasters. Remember, we are happy to help with projects – just give us a call! In our next newsletter, we’ll share a few more hilarious true tales of home improvement gone horribly (and hysterically) wrong. Until then, stay safe out there, DIYers!